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mint tea

Created on 2003-11-24 17:12:27 (#1484316), last updated 2007-06-26

1,849 comments received, 1,516 comments posted

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Name:jb
Birthdate:1986-08-11
Location:Boulder, Colorado, United States
Website:facebook
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okay so one day i wake up on this island in the middle of the Atlantic. the only thing in site is a solitary hot dog stand, and im all like "whoa, billy! what the hell?" its god damn hot dog stand, with no dude behind it, and no hot dogs in it.... oh the beach on an island in the middle of the Atlantic and im wearing a parka! oh yah... i forgot, im wearing a parka. so im staring up into the blinding tropic sun right? epic scene: wind blowing through my wet tasseled hair, salt water clinging to my blushed, parched cheeks, the red of my parka reflecting off the brilliance of the nicely polished hot dog stand... and you know what? all of the sudden, this little god damned elf come scampering across the beach wearing a name tag that says "bill" and carrying a basket of hand grenades. so... i run after him.



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